Wednesday 1 April 2009

THANET'S NINE



‘ASBOs send a message to those who make lives a misery in Thanet.’ was the strident by-line from the Thanet Times yesterday about ‘The Newington Nine’.
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Thanet Strife would like to report about another ‘Nine’ in Thanet who might be of interest to the community who it is alleged have been causing disgrace, annoyance, alarm and despondency in different directions around The Isle and have had ASBUs served on them. They are (from left to right):

‘Diary’ Clark who should have kept a lock on his diary; ‘Wannabee’ Worrow who will do whatever it takes to become a Conservative TDC member; ‘Ware’s Fannit?’ Broadhurst, a mysterious figure who is rarely seen; ‘Bin Lady’ Green who upsets some people on his ‘Blog’; ‘Money ‘ Wise, who has talent but will not take charge of the ‘Gang’; ‘Thick Pile’ Sandy who can’t keep his mouth shut when he should; ‘Salar The Salmon’ Wodger who has passed his sell-by date; ‘Join my Road Gang’ Zita; ‘Millionaire Dickie’, (how did he slip in there?), whom the rest would love to know who he really is.
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Acting Sergeant Pip Squeek, working with Thanet Community Safety Partnership said ,
“Thanet Strife, in publicising this story, reinforces the message that Toy Town Police will support the community to reduce and combat such odd behaviour."
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Acting Inspector Pete Plod said: “It just isn’t good enough. We need to send out a clear message to this minority that we, as a community, will not tolerate such odd behaviour like this”.

Really?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

A full set of April Fools. I like it!

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Bertie Biggles said...

23:24, please control vulgar comments. It is not acceptable language at The Winter Gardens and on 'Strife'.

23.24 said:

Anonymous said...
What a bunch of *******. And they are there to represent us and make decisions on our behalf...!

02 April 2009 23:24

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Anonymous said...

Have you got the original of the photo?
If so, send it to marcin93@aol.com please x

Bertie Biggles said...

Now catching up with 'blog' after R&R!
20.28 of 4 April. Please accept my apologies about OTT but I am sure you will understand why I cannot publish your comment!

14.30 of 14 April: I am sorry but the only copy I had was pasted on! The original pic was from The Thanet Times and if you contact them or IOTG they should be able to send you a copy.

Anonymous said...

haha u think ur funnie init

big up nhm big up the ruffesi estate in tanet duno u come to newington i will take ur knee caps off u littie pussy

ct12 hold it down

Bertie Biggles said...

22.35. Loved the posting in the street vernacular and how nice for people to read an item posted in April.