Tuesday, 20 January 2009

BERTIE'S BACK AT LAST!


Bertie has been experiencing technical problems since 'filing' the Tesco Bag Chronicles and wonders if he has been 'nobbled' in some way?
The probability is that a technical 'glitch' in a 'wireless' box may have been the cause but why it has taken so long to rectify and sort out does concern me.
My apologies for not being able to moderate past comments and when I have looked through a few hundred e-mails awaiting my attention, I hope to resume normal postings and catch up with issues such as:
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Has anyone seen Cllr Broadhurst since October 9th?
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Is the new Westgate 'Chippie' really now behaving itself with its rubbish?
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Is it true that 'Our Leader' intends to sail off into the sunset in March?
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Is it true that CGP's shares are now worth so little that the DT description on 12th Jan of the Aim Market now fits them? " What you've got basically are the living dead at the bottom of the market".
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Did the fence contractor at Pouces Cottages not get paid after all and was it he who removed the nice paddock fencing?
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Has anyone cracked TDC's street cleaning colour code yet or has actually seen a TDC cleaner in their road? (At the Biggles hovel, we have taken to cleaning the street ourselves as a cleaner is as rare as Dinosaur sh*t.)
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Will Ursuline College in Westgate have any money to meet the planning condition set by KCC in 2004 in regard to its Sports Hall, to put a turning lane on The Canterbury Road, by its entrance? It would seem KCC Planning is getting fed up with waiting for this to happen.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Three cheers! I got so bored in your absence I was reduced to reading Village Voice.

Welcome back and i hope the gremlins have gone for good.

Luke said...

Glad to see you back Bertie. With regard to our glorious Leader - would like to know if the rumours concerning Captain Pugwash, Master Bates and Seaman Stains are true, ie that they are sinking in the Black Bess.

Bertie Biggles said...

I suspect not, 9.07 but keeping fingers crossed. I also have to admit to visiting Village Voice from time to time!

Luke, I personally hope so, but I am biased in that direction. I await further 'straws in the wind' or news from The TDC Mole.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Welcome back, Bertie old sport!

Bertie Biggles said...

Glad to be back, Dickie, old chap, but there still appears to be problems with the PC etc! I am not confident about my technology at the moment; bally Gremlins still in the system.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Bertrum.

With regards the Westgate Chippie; he now has bins and is behaving himself. This was due to several residents having rather a strong word with him apparantly.

And for the record, no sign of Council reps or Councillors getting involved as promised!

Anonymous said...

You really can't have sunk that low Bertie to want to read such drivel as the Village voice?